You needed gloves to handle them.
In any case, the hammer should be held vertical, or still better, inclining slightly over to the bass side.
Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Listen to The Undaunted Heart Podcast.
You see, just like you, I'm afraid that if I decide to have children one day, they may be "standard".
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If you are going to buy a bunch of new materials just to make one thing which you can go buy at the same store you bought the materials at, then what is the point, dummy.
I always play cards.